i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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