The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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