ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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