he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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