I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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