never play flip cup with pint glasses
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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