I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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