To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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