I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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