Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You smell like stripper and shame
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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