How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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