ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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