I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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