Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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