My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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