U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You are a genius and a whore.
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