found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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