Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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