If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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