You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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