We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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