We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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