saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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