its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize