i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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