We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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