How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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