he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it glows. i had to have it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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