Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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