kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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