just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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