they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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