Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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