Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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