I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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