i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize