we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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