My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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She's the barista slut.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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