I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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