So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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