Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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