I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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