Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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