my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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