dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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