I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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