Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize