Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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