Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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