erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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